AND THE WINNER IS....
Unpack those suitcases. There's no reason to move to Canada anymore. Barack Obama has been elected to serve as your U.S. President for an extra four years. Now we can all celebrate with our boxes of condoms and our internet pornography, being that those are still privileges. We are still pro-choice, we still have food stamps, and we college students can still borrow money from the feds to spend four years studying and partying.This is great news among the black, pervert, and collegiate community. However, the majority of the country who voted for Mitt Romney is sick. When the president was projected to win the election, Mitt Romney led President Obama in the popular vote by more than 1,000,000 votes. That means eeeeeeverybody that stood in line all day to vote, did it for nothing. Oh well. Guess who's not complaining. Let's talk more about this electoral college vote, though. I know you all are happy that we still have our president and all, but are we just going to ...